Thoughts of the day.

We humans, never satisfied with things the way they are, always trying to improve what is. With regard to medicine, education those sorts of things -no problem. What we sometimes forget is that this rock we live on is a very coincidental balancing act, but hey we can organize it better right? Especially when it comes to 'nature' as we call 'life on earth'. We just can't seem to leave stuff the fuck alone, always looking for better ways to improve shit after we fuck it up. Destroy all wildlife then preserve the remaining few- sometimes by killing some of 'em. We've destroyed most wildlife to the point that the remaining species just want to give up and stop fucking each other as in the case of Pandas, maybe they're right, they probably feel that it will never stop until there are only cats, dogs and the occasional parrot held hostage in our homes, plus the furry the fluffy and the future BBQ donors living in a cage waiting to be ripped apart to feed our...

I wonder how many future sportsmen or women (or fathers and mothers of future stars) are in the makeshift camps around Calais at the moment trying to get to the UK ? or (future) Doctors, Nurses, workers, scientists etc etc and does anybody actually give a flying fuck about all this human misery? Our EU leaders seem more worried about the financial fall backs due to the migrant crisis in Calais, nobody (in power) seems disturbed by the fact that there are thousands of (mainly African) migrants trying and getting to Europe and lots of them are heading toward Calais, this problem is not going away and there are no easy answers. Telling the Greeks to go eat humble pie and get used to being poor for a couple of generations was easy posturing for our eurocrats,when faced with a humanitarian crisis of this proportion it's heads in the coastal sands and hope it goes away, but it won't. While travelling through Calais myself the other week I was pretty shocked and 'culture-blasted...

I'm getting really tired of the political dick waving of 'Euro-Leaders' (yes Merkel has a dick) in all this economic shite around Greece. Every evening you can turn on the Tv and watch unelected Eurogroup 'commissars' talking about 'democracy' and bla bla bla , who the fuck are these people talking to? and what's more to the point who are they talking FOR, in whose name are they talking? us? No, they are talking to their puppeteers , you know the guys that caused all this economic turmoil a few years ago (and didn't go to jail) . Greece is the back door of Europe -they hold the keys to the back door- along with Italy, Spain and Portugal, it's called Geo politics- Obama knows this, Poetin knows this , our euro dick wavers should know this, but it seems to leave 'em cold. They won't kick Greece out, they won't kick Greece at all because they now that it could mean the end of the EU zone, the back door would would be wide open and othe...

Ok, so now I start a blog in English, why? Do I have to explain? It's what you do, you have to be out there, you have to put yourself on the world wide wank. Just being a Comedian ain't enough anymore you have to have a you tube channel, a instagram account, Twitter, Facebook and many many more. you have to keep these things up to date, post BS on them , be out there, self promote, be one of the tribe. I've just been trying to upload a vid of myself to a site ,trying to get some gigs spent an hour trying to attach the link, ok call me an idiot but I'm not an IT nerd I'm a comedian ,I should be spending time thinking about material, honing my craft . No time for that anymore it's all come to this, 'selfie madness' and ego pushing megabytes. Even now, the reason I am blogging is 'to be out there' to be noticed, to attract attention ,why? to get gigs. Wank on! I've been doing stand-up now for 17 years in Flanders, 17 years of taking the sam...