Saturday 27 May 2017

Warming up.

I don’t want to become one of those old guys who’s only preoccupation is the weather, but we do need to talk about it. 
It’s still May and the temperatures in places like Belgium, Holland and Germany are in the 30’s , now I don’t want to draw any hasty conclusions but may I just say that it’s not friggin’ normal, whatever ‘normal’ still means in this age of abnormality (in all walks of life) being the new normal.

It’s hot and I can’t handle it, if I were to convince myself that it would stay like this -for ever- I would consider setting up home in a cellar. We homo-sapiens don’t belong to the same family as lizards, this is not the environment we should be living in -end of discussion. I don’t get people who just lay in the sun all day and think it’s the best way to live. Anything above 28° and my brain goes into seizure, all I can do is find some shade or airco and wait until normality returns. But what if it didn’t ? What if this is the start of the ‘end times’ ? What if it just started getting warmer and warmer ? When would the water start being worth more than oil? At what stage would we start attacking each other for the last few drops of water? 
Just the thought of this being the way it would end for us all, sends my heart rate even further up the scales. A slow suffocation, the gradual descent of man into barbarity followed by an even slower extinction. Bye bye world it was good while it lasted, but you obviously have found a way to rid yourself of this cancer called mankind. 
Next week it will rain, next week the temperatures will be back to normal, next week we will yearn for some of this sun again, but not now- now we can only huff and puff and hope we get through it. 

Don’t forget to hydrate.  

Friday 26 May 2017

The heat is on, build the defences.

Barcelona May 26th.
It’s May ,it’s 34 degrees celsius, I’m in Barcelona. Once more I realise I’m not a person that functions well when the heat reaches this level. I don’t see the attracton of having to split the day into two sleep patterns and two ‘doing the shit you need to do’ -patterns. 
I was booked to do some Comedy at a conference in Barcelona, and decided to stay an extra two days after the event and visit a friend- Tom, who lives in the town of Rubi nearby. 
I’ve stayed with Tom and his family before, nice people, great kids, I was here last year in June ,so I should have remembered how oppressive this heat can be. Staying with Tom I get to see Spain as seen by people that actually live and work there, another advantage is that I don’t fall into the tourist traps and -the real reason I’m here- me and Tom like to solve the worlds problems in one of the small bars in the town square, any bar actually as long as it’s in the shadow. Tom has lived here 25 years but-like me- hates the heat, so we only walk in the shadows, and drink in the shadows, which is a great metaphor for how we live our lives. In the shadows, yearning for the sun, but not being able to handle it. 
We talk like no other people I know, we spend hours talking about all the problems of modern day life and  our solutions for everything that irritates us in this ‘brave new world’ of populist politics, byte size political slogans and mass media manipulation of ‘the masses’. 
The truth is, we are dinosaurs, men of a different age, we differ ten years, yet neither of us could have imagined (when we were young) how the world would have changed by the time we reached middle age (Tom) and late middle age(Me). 
Our conversations go on for hours, never an argument, although we don’t always agree, we would never push a point so far as to endanger the friendship, we need each other, we need to ‘feed’ off each other, we need to use each others attention to unload. We talk until we can talk no more and have to take a few hours break to regroup our thoughts and start all over. 
Sometimes we try small talk, about non important issues but pretty soon the conversation will drift from how good the wine is to world capitalism and how we are all slaves to market forces and mass indoctrination- for others that occasionally share our company we are tiring. It’s a friendship built to last, because we know the other ‘is there’, we couldn’t see each other every day, that would be exhausting, but we know that come what may the other is ‘there’ if needed. 
Tom writes, he blogs he writes columns ,he is a man of words. I’m a comedian, I have an ego that needs to be fed on stage, I look at the world and stick my tongue out. 
Our manic discussions might be tiring but they can also inspire, we challenge each other on subjects and realize we have thoughts on the matters this in turn makes us put pen to paper. Our discussions remind me that ‘just talking’ about how I need to write,and learn the art of writing needs to be followed up by me actually writing. Every story starts with one word, that word has to be written, and to write a person needs to write, not just talk about writing or complain that one or other situation hinders a persons ability to write.

Distraction is aplenty in this brave new world, we each own devices that give us a free pass into the world of everything,just searching for one definition on line can end up with hours of web surfing and us forgetting why we were on line in the first place. The two days I spend with Tom will probably give me a weeks ‘boost’, I’ll write, blog, make my podcast. I’ll be inspired, but for how long? how long can the defence we build at the town squares bars protect us from the onslaught of mind numbing mega data that gets unleashed on our senses daily? I'll keep you updated, if I find the time to write.

Monday 22 May 2017

So anyway.......

It's been a long time since I've blogged on this page, sorry for the regular users. I've had a busy time, the show I was touring with in Belgium has come to it's end, and I have decided to stop doing these (themed) Theatre monologues, and get back to doing stand-up comedy in line-ups wherever I can. So I am now bookable for Comedy evenings in Cafés ,bars, clubs and wherever. Free as a bird. Best way to contact me for that is at wilnigel@me.com  - feel free.

I have also started doing a daily podcast- you read it right, daily podcast  , it's only 15 minutes, I do it in Dutch. So I'm trying different things at the moment, to see what fits me and what I want to do with the rest of the time on this planet :-)  (don't we all).

The possibilities we have nowadays to connect with each other seem never ending, I mean even the President of the USA uses Twitter more than he uses traditional media.

What we call 'the comedy season' is coming to an end, there are always less people in comedy clubs when the sun shines, jokes can't really compete with sun drenched beaches, or outside dining so it seems.
Our last edition this season of Stand-up Antwerp is on June 21st, then we will be taking our summer break until September when we will be back with more and more great line-ups. thanks to all the people who have made our comedy cellar a 'legend' and a great success.

Tomorrow I'm off to Barcelona, to do a gig at the congress of European Transport Workers, and while I'm there visit an old friend who lives in the area. What a life . We sometimes forget the luxury we live in, every day I have to pinch myself just as a reminder to be grateful All those years when I worked in factories I could never have envisaged how my life now would be.
Although Comedy can be hard, and audiences sometimes very unforgiving and ruthless , it's still 'play' compared to the hours spent working on a conveyor belt at the local General Motors factory.

Comedy is the love of my life, not the preparation and hours of trying to find new subjects to put under the comedic microscope that's the 'graft', but the being on stage, under the lights, seeing people laugh at what comes out of my mouth is still amazing after 18 years of it.

So ,with regards to this blog, I'm back, I promise to do (at least) one a week, not that you are waiting on it, but I need the discipline.
See ya!
Nigel.