- Think about how many people are infected with Corona and probably on your flight in the ‘titanium test tube’.
2. Buy a designer anti- virus mask that makes you look like a
Pretentious dick.
3. Stare at a car you could never afford.
4. Buy an overpriced coffee, smile at the uninterested Barista.
5.Think about what ‘Barista’ actually means.
6.Hope and pray that the couple with the spoilt brat kids are
not on your flight.
7.Hate fellow travellers for no apparent reason.
8.Stare at a screen even though it says the details of your flight
will be shown in an hour.
9. Hate people with laptops pretending to be important.
10.Try to look cool as if you have some mysterious important
job. Read a newspaper and take notes.
