Airport list.

Things you can do at an Airport after checking in.

 1. Buy a car.
2. Buy Luggage.
3. Buy Clothes.
4. Buy Sugary food.
5. Stare at a screen.
6. Sleep.
7. Buy more stuff that won't fit into your carry-on luggage.
8. Learn how to hate... Children, Parents, other people.
9. Teach yourself racism .
10. Check your pockets every two minutes.
11. Join the boarding queue too early.
12. Question your life choices.

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