I love traffic updates on the radio - "just letting you know why you're stuck watching your life drain away on the motorway today"
They say crime is going down in Antwerp, three weeks after they arrested four cops for extortion and violence, …………..
But the sun is out and that makes everything better, except now we have the 'what to wear' crisis!!! Too early for shorts, sunglasses a must, and trying to hold the gut in- quicker than a diet and good for the stomach muscles.
The sun is only great when you live in a country where it's mostly 'grey and rain', then the sun can be welcomed like a liberation army. In hot countries the sun is like a dictator that gives people a shit life and skin cancer.
A few more months and we can all rush to the edge of our respective countries where there is water, and sit half naked and watch other uglies try and get brown, 'cos we like 'voluntary brown' -not so much if it's your natural tone. Racism is more about jealousy than a superiority feeling.
White people never look as cool as black people, never- we try -and sometimes we look good, but never 'cool' , at best in the summer we look like tourists.
A friend of mine- Andy Valvur - says 'white people like to talk of minorities when in the world we whites are the minority'. Right there Andy.
We desperately want the world to love us and our way of doing things and if a smile doesn't work we have the weapons :) Smart bombs! drones and sometimes just us with guns.
Human behavior has made me rethink the name calling like "Animals!!" "Barbarians" "Our Values" and 'freedom' :)
but the sun is shining and the garden is the best place, it's where nature tells us to "shut the fuck up and look around- you're just part of this, nothing special, part of the other living shit on this rock, get over yourself"
So enjoy the sun today folks, it'll probably rain tomorrow, but we have the clothes to deal with it.
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